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Wednesday, 18 April 2012
Pooh Potty Jokes
Q. Where does Pooh like to swim?
A. In the toilet.
Q. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A. He was looking for Pooh.
Q. What did Piglet flush down the toilet?
A. Pooh!
Q. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh with a donkey?
A. Dhiarr-Eeyore!
Q. Why is Tigger always dirty?
A. Because he plays with Pooh.
Q. What do you get when you cross Rabbit with Pooh?
A. A well fertilized garden
Winnie-the-Pooh, also called Pooh Bear, is a fictional anthropomorphic bear created by A. A. Milne.
The first collection of stories about the character was the book Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), and this was followed by
The House at Pooh Corner (1928). Milne also included a poem about the bear in the children’s verse book When We Were Very Young (1924)
and many more in Now We Are Six (1927). All four volumes were illustrated by E. H. Shepard.
The Winnie-the-Pooh stories are set in Ashdown Forest, Sussex, England.
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