Jaguar Jealousy

I work with a lady who is a little above herself most of the time. You now the sort.....she earns more than you, her husband earns more than EVERYONE! Her house is better than yours, and she drives....... a Jag!
Well the car thing does really wind me up. I love Jags, and she has just upgraded her old S Type for a brand spanking, sparkly, new XKR ..................I was absolutely gutted. It has to be the most stunning piece of machinery I have seen in my entire life. All I could do was look in awe as I muttered obscenities under my breath as she drove into the car-park.
But then........someone was looking down on me and heard my pain...........as she reversed her pride and joy into  the infamous concrete post that jumps out at you when you are not looking!
It took all I had not to wet myself laughing there on the spot.
Karma is a wonderful thing, that might teach her to be a little more humble.....but I doubt it!